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Iklan Cadbury Dairy Milk

Kenapa puasa2 iklannya bikin ngiler giniii??? :|

#2 (Calon Dokter yang Baik)

Di suatu sore, ketika seorang sepupu menderita flu ringan...

Sepupu: "I feel a little bit unwell today. Tapi aku udah bikin janji ma bidan X kalo aku mau penelitian di sana sore ini.." :(

Aku: "Wah, nggak enak ya kalo mau mbatalin. And in last minutes."

Sepupu: "Mana bidan X orangnya kaku lagi."

Aku: "Gini aja, kamu minum obat dulu gih sana, ntar tak anterin ke klinik bidan X. Bahaya kalo nyupir dalam pengaruh obaaat~"

Sepupu: "Ah, lebay. Oke, deh. Tak ambil jas Lab dulu."

Aku: "Aku ganti baju dulu."

A few minutes later...

Aku: "Ayo berangkat!"

Sepupu: "Mmm... Aku batalin aja deh janjinya."

Aku: "Lho kenapa? Aku udah siap ini."

Sepupu: "Nggak apa-apalah kalo bidan X ngira aku males. Daripada aku berangkat, malah ibu-ibu hamil ketularan?"

Aku: *terharu*

PS: Si sepupu hendak mengambil sampel saliva (air liur) dari ibu hamil untuk dijadikan penelitian.

#1 (Modus)

Suatu siang di lampu merah...

Teman: "Gosh, itu polisi cakep banget! Muda lagi." XD
Aku: "Come on. Lha terus?"
Teman: "Tak nglanggar ah, biar dikejar~..." ^^,
*melanggar lampu merah*
Aku: *mendadak limbung*

PS: Si teman selalu terobsesi punya pacar polisi.

The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script

Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag I'm not gonna move
Got some words on cardboard, got your picture in my hand
Saying, "If you see this girl can you tell her where I am?"

Some try to hand me money, they don't understand
I'm not broke – I'm just a broken-hearted man
I know it makes no sense but what else can I do?
How can I move on when I'm still in love with you?

[Chorus:]
Cause if one day you wake up and find that you're missing me
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I could be
Thinking maybe you'll come back here to the place that we'd meet
And you'll see me waiting for you on the corner of the street

So I'm not moving,
I'm not moving

Policeman says, "Son, you can't stay here."
I said, "There's someone I'm waiting for if it's a day, a month, a year.
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows.
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go."

[Chorus]

So I'm not moving,
I'm not moving,
I'm not moving,
I'm not moving

People talk about the guy that's waiting on a girl
There are no holes in his shoes but a big hole in his world
And maybe I'll get famous as the man who can't be moved
Maybe you won't mean to but you'll see me on the news
And you'll come running to the corner
'Cause you'll know it's just for you

I'm the man who can't be moved
I'm the man who can't be moved

[Chorus 2x]

Going back to the corner where I first saw you
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag,
I'm not gonna move

Lirik Kisah Sebentar (Tulus)

Denganmu senang hati terasa
Bangun dari mimpiku tahu aku tak sendiri
Matahari pun serasa lebih cerah
Dengan kecup manismu ku mulai melangkah

Ku nikmati tiap detikku dengan namamu di hatiku
Ku rasa bahagia dan hati berbunga-bunga
Kau buatku tergila-gila, tunduk hati aku setia
Selayaknya sihir kau buatku terjatuh

Tapi tak berlangsung lama
Kau tinggalkan aku
Kau pergi berjejak tanya

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Kau tak akan tinggalkan aku
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Sayang cinta kamu segalanya
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Kau tak akan tinggalkan aku
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Sayang cinta kamu segalanya
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Kau tak akan tinggalkan aku
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Sayang cinta kamu segalanya
Ayo ingat kata-katamu
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku
Selamanya kamu hanya untuk aku

Denganmu senang hati terasa

MOVIE IN THE END OF THIS YEAR

Mudah-mudahan minggu ini bisa nonton dua film di bawah ini! Amin...




Yang 5 cm... mau nonton sambil ngreview novel yang pernah kubaca waktu aku SMA.





source:
http://youtu.be/lGl1__TEVR4
http://youtu.be/wT2aPdXwdt8

NOTHING (The Script)

Am I better off dead?
Am I better off a quitter?
They say I'm better off now
Than I ever was with her
As they take me to my local down the street
I'm smiling but I'm dying trying not to drag my feet

They say a few drinks will help me to forget her
But after one too many I know that I'll never
Only they can’t see where this is gonna end
They all think I'm crazy but to me it's perfect sense

And my mates are all there trying to calm me down
'Cause I'm shouting your name all over town
I'm swearing if I go there now
I can change her mind, turn it all around

And I know that I'm drunk but I’ll say the words
And she'll listen this time even though they’re slurred
So I, dialed her number and confessed to her
I'm still in love but all I heard
Was nothing (nothing, nothing, nothing)

So I stumble there, along the railings and the fences
I know if we're face to face then she'll come to her senses
Every drunk step I take leads me to her door
If she sees how much I'm hurting, she'll take me back for sure

And my mates are all there trying to calm me down
'Cause I'm shouting your name all over town
I'm swearing if I go there now
I can change her mind, turn it all around

And I know that I'm drunk but I’ll say the words
And she'll listen this time even though they’re slurred
So I, dialed her number and confessed to her
I'm still in love but all I heard
Was nothing (nothing, nothing)

She said nothing (nothing, nothing)
Oh, I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh, I got nothing (nothing, nothing)
I got nothing (nothing, nothing)
Oh, I wanted words but all I heard was nothing

Ohh, sometimes love's intoxicating
Ohh, you're coming down, your hands are shaking
When you realize there's no one waiting

Am I better off dead?
Am I better off a quitter?
They say I'm better off now
Than I ever was with her

And my mates are all there trying to calm me down
'Cause I'm shouting your name all over town
I'm swearing if I go there now
I can change her mind, turn it all around

And I know that I'm drunk but I’ll say the words
And she'll listen this time even though they’re slurred
So I, dialed her number and confessed to her
I'm still in love but all I heard
Was nothing (nothing, nothing)

She said nothing (nothing, nothing)
Oh, I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh, I got nothing (nothing, nothing)
I got nothing (nothing, nothing)
Oh, I wanted words but all I heard was nothing
Oh, I got nothing (nothing, nothing, nothing)

I got nothing
I got nothing
I got nothing


Source ( http://youtu.be/KMihKmoYfe8 )

A Little Piece of Horror Story in KKN

Pada suatu malam, aku iseng-iseng motret temen-temen yang lagi ber-PS ria. Foto ini kuambil pake kamera salah seorang teman KKN ku, Teguh. Pada awalnya aku gak ngeh ada something odd. Terus sama si empunya kamere nih foto dipisah dari foto-foto yang lain. Setelah penarikan, baru deh si empunya kamera told me that I had taken a picture with the ghost in the corner.

This is the picture:

I have no idea what creature it is. Berdasarkan gambar di atas, seolah-olah Bang Hantu sedang ngeliatin temen-temen yang lagi pada ber-PS ria. Tapi, setelah kami zoom, ternyata Bang Hantu sedang melototin pemotret, yang tidak lain tidak bukan adalah AKU! Yaiks!

Please give a comment if you know what creature it is...

Cuplikan Drama Gatotkaca: From Hero to Zero

Taraaaa! Akhirnya nemu video ini juga...
Waktu aku semester 5, angkatanku mentasin 3 drama. Salah satunya adalah Drama Gatotkaca From Hero to Zero, dimana aku ada di dalamnya ^^, (walaupun cuma jadi figuran sebagai prajurit, hehehe...)
Drama ini diangkat dari novel karya Pitoyo Amrih yang berjudul "The Darkness of Gatotkaca."

Enjoy this video, Guys... :)





Source:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx5MtsV7pUU

KKN UNNES 2012 Desa Kertosari

Nggak kerasa banget ternyata KKN udah berakhir. Biasanya jam segini kalo nggak ada kegiatan, aku dan teman-teman KKN biasanya nonton TV, isinya berita, terus yang lagi jadi hot news kasus Bupati Garut. Hehehe...

Well, pertama tau aku dapat tempat KKN di desa Kertosari, aku lagi di rumah sepupuku, mbak Tiwi. Saat itu suasana portal KKN lagi chaos, jadi nggak bisa dibuka situsnya. Aku cuma bisa termangu sambil receiving text from my friends.

"Aku di Kendal!"

"Nyong nang Kendal!"

"Gue di Kendal! Lu di mana?"

Aku: Hiks...

Yang lain udah pada ribut, aku bahkan buka portal pun belum bisa. Waktu itu, feeling ku dapet di Kendal, soalnya temen-temen yang nim nya pada deketan ma aku dapetnya di Kendal semua.

Setelah beberapa waktu, akhirnya aku bisa nembus login di portal KKN.

Ku buka lokasi KKN...

Dan taraaaa....

LOKASI KKN ANDA DI DESA KERTOSARI, KECAMATAN ULUJAMI, KABUPATEN PEMALANG.

What?!

Aku mendadak puyeng dan amnesia letak tuh tempat di mana.

Yang jerit-jerit malah sepupuku,

"GILA LU! KKN APA-APAAN LU?! KERTOSARI DEKET BANGET KAN?!"

Termangu.

Dan akhirnya aku ingat, letak lokasi KKN ku cuma 2 km dari rumahku.

HORAY!

Andaikan waktu itu cetar-membahana udah in, pasti aku lagi bercetar-cetar membahana bergelegar jungkir balik telentang tengkurap. Yey!

Untuk mempercepat cerita, anggap aja aku udah penerjunan. Jleng!

Tim KKN ku terdiri dari 9 orang. Sebenernya sih 10 orang, tapi 1 mahasiswa yang bernama Aldi entah tiada kabar. Nggak ada yang tahu sekarang ada di mana, masih hidup apa nggak, sampai sekarang masih jadi misteri. 9 orang ini terdiri dari 4 cewek dan 5 cowok. Ayu, Lina, Elin, Komar, Atfal, Teguh, Bangkit, Galih, dan of course aku.

Nih nih tampang orang2 nya....

Eh, kok cuma 7 orang? Ini nih ada lagi...

Dari kiri: aku, Bangkit, Atfal, Galih, Komar, Ayu, Lina, dan Teguh.

KKN di Pemalang diterjunkan seminggu lebih awal dari KKN Lokasi Tahap II di kabupaten-kabupaten lain, yaitu tanggal 23 Oktober 2012. Kami di desa Kertosari selama 45 hari ke depan.

Well, itu dulu deh yang aku tulis. Udah cukuplah aku mangkir dari finishing sekeripsi-nya.

-kukang-

ONLY HOPE - MANDY MOORE

Ini lagu bikin tenang deeeh... ^.^

There's a song that inside of my soul 
It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again  
I'm awake in the infinite cold, but you sing to me over  
And over and over again
 
So I lay my head back down  
And I lift my hands and pray to be only yours 
I pray to be only yours 
I know now you're my only hope
 
Sing to me the song of the stars  
Of your galaxy dancing and laughing and laughing again  
When it feels like my dreams are 
So far, sing to me of the plans that you have for me over again
 
So I lay my head back down  
And I lift my hands and pray to be only yours  
I pray to be only yours 
I know now you're my only hope
 
I give you my destiny, 
I'm giving you all of me I want your symphony  
Singing in all that I am at the top of my lungs  
I'm giving it back
 
So I lay my head back down 
 And I lift my hands and pray to be only yours 
I pray to be only yours 
 I know now you're my only hope

SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW - WALK OF THE EARTH

This video is so yesterday, but I'm still loving it! :D
Happy watching....

HIJAB TUTORIAL #1

Hijab style using square scarf.

Happy trying, girls... :)

RUNAWAY (Bruno Mars)

Bruno Mars - Runaway

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So easy to forget our love,The little things we do,Like calling for no reasonJust to say the words"Baby I love you,"
I know lately, I've been busyBut a second doesn't go byWithout you crossing my mindIt's been so long since we had timeLet's take a day & make everything right
Just take my hand, fall in love with me againLet's runaway to the placeWhere love first found usLets runaway for the dayDon't need anyone around us
When everything in love gets so complicated,It only takes a day to change it.What I have to say can't waitAll I need is a day
So let's runaway...Let's runaway, just for the dayRunaway, runaway
Girl, you've been so patientSpending nights alone & not complainingBut I'll make it up to you,And I promise today I won't keep you waitingPlease give me this one chanceTo remind you of everything we haveI won't give up I'm too much in loveAnd I want you to know that
Just take my hand, fall in love with me againLet's runaway to the placeWhere love first found usLet's runaway for the day,Don't need anyone around us
When everything in love gets so complicatedIt only takes a day to change itWhat I have to say can't waitAll I need is a day
So let's runaway for the dayAnd I'll give everything in this momentAnd I promise to make everyday just like the dayLet's runaway to the placeHere love first found us
Let's runaway for the dayDon't need anyone around usWhen everything in love gets so complicatedIt only takes a day to change itWhat I have to say can't waitAll I need is a day.So let's runaway....

Pergilah Kasih (Chrisye)

Tak pernah kusangka ini terjadi
Kisah cinta yang suci ini
Kautinggalkan begitu saja
Sekian lamanya kita berdua

Tak kusangka begitu cepat berlalu
Tuk mencari kesombongan diri
Lupa sgala yang pernah kau ucapkan
Kautinggalkan daku

Pergilah kasih
Kejarlah keinginanmu
Selagi masih ada waktu
Jangan hiraukan diriku
Aku rela berpisah demi untuk dirimu
Smoga tercapai sgala keinginanmu

Kejarlah keinginanmu
Selagi masih ada waktu
Jangan hiraukan diriku
Aku rela berpisah demi untuk dirimu
Smoga tercapai sgala keinginanmu

............

Baru dapat tugas proposal kegiatan kecil aja waktu ditanya udah makan belum jawabannya ketus, diimbuhi kasar. Bagaimana nanti kalo dapat job nanganin proyek perusahaan? Apa dia akan membunuhku saat kutawari makan malam?

MENGKUDU

Rasanya gak enak... gak enaaaaak bangeeet....
Pahit.
Entah seberapa pahit.
Dimakan langsung, pahit.
Dibuat jus, semakin pahit.

 Pahit, gak enak, se gak enak hatiku sekarang. #mulaigombal
 Ku tak tahu harus ku apakan "mengkudu" ini.
Dibuang? Banyak manfaatnya.
Dimakan? Pahit. Aku harus mengorbankan lidahku, perutku dan segala isinya dahulu.
Diabaikan? Busuk. Tiada guna.

 Kau terlalu sombong, mengkudu.
Jangan karena kau bisa menyembuhkan berbagai penyakit, lalu kau memiliki rasa pahit tiada tara.
Seolah2 kau tak membutuhkan siapapun, *walaupun itu memang benar adanya*

 Well, kamu telah membawa orang yang kusayang untuk memiliki rasa sepertimu.
Pahit.
 Sepahit Engkau.
Dan kini aku harus merasakan 2 macam pahit.
 Pahitmu.
 Dan Pahitnya.

 Hai, kau yang dibawa mengkudu.
Aku mencintaimu,
seperti biji yang merindukan humus,
seperti tetes air yang membutuhkan kolam,
seperti aku yang menginginkan senyumanmmu.

 Hai, kau yang dibawa mengkudu.
Demi mengkudu, kau tak mengakuiku.
Entah, mungkin pahit telah membuatmu berubah.
 Berubah.
Berubah.
Berubah.

 Yap, berubah.
BUkan aku yang berubah.
Tapi kau.


 (May 2012)

WHO IS (Bruno Mars)

Oh I was perfect For the circus If she dared me I'd do it Love makes you stupid I gave it up But I guess it was not enough 'Cause she never seemed satisfied Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? Oooh She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? Oooh Ooh Oooh Oooh Ooh Oooh She set the bar Just above the stars A rocket couldn't reach it but I still kept on reachin' She watched me try At least a thousand time If she loved me she'd stop me but no Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? Oooh She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? I saw something worth my future So wrong, so wrong In my mind I was all it took But I guess I wasn't wrong Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? Oooh Ooh Oooh Oooh Ooh Oooh More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bruno_mars/#shareOh I was perfect For the circus If she dared me I'd do it Love makes you stupid I gave it up But I guess it was not enough 'Cause she never seemed satisfied Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? Oooh She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? Oooh Ooh Oooh Oooh Ooh Oooh She set the bar Just above the stars A rocket couldn't reach it but I still kept on reachin' She watched me try At least a thousand time If she loved me she'd stop me but no Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? Oooh She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? I saw something worth my future So wrong, so wrong In my mind I was all it took But I guess I wasn't wrong Oooh I know I'm not perfect But at the end of the day Who is? She wanted someone that's perfect Okay But can you tell me who is? Oooh Ooh Oooh Oooh Ooh Oooh [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/b/bruno_mars/who_is.html ]

DRAGONFLY dan CAPUNG

Aku capung jantan. Ibu memberiku nama yang Dragonfly, karena dulu aku bisa terbang lincah seperti dragon (naga). Aku telah bertemu beberapa makhluk. Namun kamulah makhluk yang tak pernah luput dari hati dan pikiranku, jikalau memang benar aku memiliki hati dan pikiran, wahai Capung. Ingatkah kamu, dulu kamu suka bertengger di samping kolam kecil di dekat kebun apel? Ya, di sanalah kita bertemu, selalu di sana.